Nonsensical Poppycock

From the show Victorious: “Normal is boring”

From one of my former kindergarten students: “Mr. K., you know
what? You’re weird…”


Here was the first Haiku that I
wrote:

A bushel and a peck

Pepper in my poppycock

Slathering brambles…


So if you’re wondering what this poem is about…it’s my
autobiography…